Behind an art gallery in the Second Ward.
Cortlandt St. in the Heights. The man who lived here used to sit on his porch all day long staring at anyone who drove by, surrounded by signs saying "NO REALTORS" "NOT FOR SALE" "NO VISITORS" "BLOOD KIN ONLY" etc. The neighborhood was full of stories about him. He hasn't been on the porch in a long time, the signs are gone, and the house will probably be demolished soon.